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cateyes1

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Corny joke
« on: October 18, 2020, 04:53:48 am »
So a Turtle is walking Down the road. When all of a sudden 2 Snails Decide to Jump the Turtle. So When all over the Turtle Calls The Police. The Police Ask The Turtle What Happed. The Turtle Says I Don’t Know it All Happened So Fast.  :P
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2020, 07:48:11 am »
Corny indeed! Thanks for the humor this morning!  ;)
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2020, 10:07:34 am »
Created small chuckle in my soul. Thank you, cateyes1.  :highfive:

I love corn.  ;)

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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2020, 12:05:08 pm »
The cop should just be able to follow the slime trains on the turtles shell, right?
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2020, 01:22:23 pm »
This gives a great visual in my mind's eye!  It's nice to read something with a little levity for a change.
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2020, 01:38:28 pm »
Quote from: oldbuddy on October 18, 2020, 12:05:08 pm
The cop should just be able to follow the slime trains on the turtles shell, right?

One needs to get that DNA lol
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2020, 01:39:30 pm »
That is corny but cute.  Thanks for the laugh
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2020, 05:01:53 pm »
Lol....let's not forget though...the turtle wins the race
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2020, 09:44:40 pm »
Yes cateyes1 that was corny but it made me smile. thanks. However, oldbuddy made it even cornier. nice
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2020, 05:23:04 pm »
 ;D :highfive:
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Re: Corny joke
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2020, 05:27:29 pm »
Quote from: singletonb on October 18, 2020, 09:44:40 pm
Yes cateyes1 that was corny but it made me smile. thanks. However, oldbuddy made it even cornier. nice

Together, these made a great visual.....Thanks for the laugh of the day!!
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