A Couple of New Jokes

[plennis]

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.


Due to the quarantine...

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.


I’m the best man at my buddy’s second wedding.

Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone!”?

[linderlizzie]

I give these jokes high marks, plennis. Good work.