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Nancy5

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Today’s Joke
« on: August 20, 2021, 10:19:29 am »
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2021, 10:52:37 am »
That's a good one.   

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2021, 05:18:11 pm »
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
How did you know he died?

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2021, 06:23:50 pm »
good one  :highfive:

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2021, 05:15:54 am »
Ha!

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2021, 01:56:42 pm »
If it's that bad, he could just get a divorce.
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2021, 12:53:00 pm »
Thanks for the laugh

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2021, 06:11:59 pm »
lol that's cute.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2021, 09:21:10 pm »
LOL! Good one.   :)

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2021, 03:34:32 am »
Another good one Nancy5 keep them coming :)

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2021, 01:10:38 pm »
That was  a good  one.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2021, 05:25:44 pm »
I liked it.  Made me giggle.  I love when people put up jokes or funny stories.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2021, 02:09:45 pm »
Lol.

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