JOKES

[plennis]

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” —


: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.


THE LAW OF COFFEE
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold. 

[Jsnugs]

My son has a BS and an MA from college.  But his PA still supports him.

A teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. One wants to be a doctor. Second says I want to be a police officer. Susie wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model. The teacher asks Gilbert what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”

The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...

The "No Bell" prize!

I love jokes even if I did not write them lol 

[linderlizzie]

I especially like the No Bell prize for a Knock Knock joke, Jsnugs. I love me some puns. 

[plennis]

My son has a BS and an MA from college.  But his PA still supports him.

A teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. One wants to be a doctor. Second says I want to be a police officer. Susie wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model. The teacher asks Gilbert what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”

 
The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...

The "No Bell" prize!

I love jokes even if I did not write them lol 

   
Good ones.  I like the kid who wanted to marry Susie.!

[sipingyu]

Interesting, thanks for sharing.