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cateyes1

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corny one
« on: November 12, 2022, 08:20:48 am »
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

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Re: corny one
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2022, 01:56:09 pm »
Well, that was totally politically correct. Good for you, cateyes1. And I tend to agree with Susie.  ;)

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Re: corny one
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2022, 04:39:31 am »
I liked your post. I do not think that it is corny. I thought that it was funny.

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