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Off-Topic / Anyone up for a brain teaser?

« on: June 29, 2012, 05:34:34 pm »Message ID: 562684

After the promo the other day, I would like to know some more brain teasers. I love to try to figure them out. I can only think of a couple of them. If you know the answer post it. If there is no correct answer after a while, I will post the answer.

Here is the first one.

The butcher at the market is 35 years old. He is 6 ft 3 in tall. What does he weigh?

Any ideas?

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Off-Topic / Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!

« on: June 02, 2012, 08:41:12 am »Message ID: 546681

I know somedays people are feeling a little down and need something to pick them up. I know I do. Well my kids will always cheer me up when I see them laughing.  I figured why not post some jokes to make each other laugh. The only thing I ask it that they are all clean jokes that will not offend anyone. No dirty jokes, nothing that will offend anyone's religion, race, sex, etc. Make them cute that a little kid would like to hear. These are a couple my kids told me yesterday:

Q: Why didn't the elephant use the computer?
A: He was afraid of the mouse! 

Q: Why were the elephants kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They couldn't keep their trunks up! 

Now, your turn. Let's come up with a bunch more and see how long this post lasts!