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Off-Topic / Re: S U M M E R!!

« on: January 19, 2013, 05:00:47 am »Message ID: 674346

Quote from: ebrunt on January 18, 2013, 09:25:01 pm

I'm excited for summer. It'll be right after I graduate, though, so it'll probably end up very stressful. At least it will be warm.

Congrats on you graduating

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Debate & Discuss / Re: grandbabys

« on: January 18, 2013, 05:05:41 am »Message ID: 673867

Quote from: pgk1965 on January 05, 2013, 06:26:18 pm

i just became a grandma for the second time a week ago, 2 girls ones 3 the other 1 week..how many do you all have

Congrats they are so much fun, especially when you send the home with Mommy & Daddy

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Debate & Discuss / Re: grandbabys

« on: January 18, 2013, 05:04:38 am »Message ID: 673865

I have 2 Grandsons 10 & 8 ........2 Granddaughters 7 & 6 months.....and 1 on the way in July and cant wait to hear what he or she will be wooooohoooo!!

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Debate & Discuss / MISSISSIPPI DECLARES WAR ON U.S. GOVERNMENT

« on: January 18, 2013, 05:01:27 am »Message ID: 673864

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang."Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump's Catfish Shack, inVicksburg , and I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Jimmy Boy," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Tom, my next-door-neighbor and brother Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD's Bait Shop. That makes eight or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.

Barack paused. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Jimmy Boy. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Jimmy Boy, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Jimmy Boy, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens and pie and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."

SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

If you are a REAL Southerner, you won't even need to be told to pass this on!

Baby diapers and politicians should be changed often and usually for the same reasons.

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