So today class, we will be cutting a five sided circle from a bag of redvines!
Step 1. So you grab your plastic "i can't cut anything" scissors and begin trying to open the bag of redvines.
Step2. Once you have given up on your scissors, proceed to hold the bag up in the air
Step3. Now have a nearby friend master karate chopping(preferably before holding the bag of redvines. Otherwise you may be holding the bag for a few days or weeks even)
Step4. Ask your friend(master of karate chopping one) to "go to the store and retrieve a real pair of scissors because these plastic ones don't work"
Step5. Give up on your friend retrieving the scissors beause he/she may be currently being questioned by the cops.
Step6. Ask yourself "Why do i want to cut a five sided circle so bad? Especially when they don't exist?"
Step7. Open the bag with your hands like a real practicable person would do and ponder about the circle while enjoying your own bag of redvines!
Step8. Find something else to do?..............
so here i start, start of this new, in a world of no limits, where mini green giraffes graze upon strawberry deserts! Where clifford is actually purple, and tortillas may grow up high in the rain forest trees! If your silly and loquacious this is your hive, creative this is your den, and "normal" you should not be here, for you will be a dizzy elephant under water looking for an invisible exit sign hahaha!
So where to begin who all has seen the older ninja turtles movie? or has dove off a fifty foot cliff into a waterfall? maybe had a snowball fight in the summer? or traveled abroad?
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