Topic: A FEW CHRISTMAS JOKES!! (Read 1098 times)

ladydi770 · « **on:** December 01, 2010, 04:36:33 pm »

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

marcar1008 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2010, 06:49:20 am »

I liked the first one

heartofphila · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2010, 06:54:09 am »

I dont get it.

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Topic: A FEW CHRISTMAS JOKES!! (Read 1098 times)

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