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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2012, 01:09:31 pm »
I HAVE heard of "Riding the White Pony".
 
Haven't heard of "Riding the Pink Unicorn".
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2012, 06:03:35 pm »
Quote from: duroz on January 11, 2012, 01:09:31 pm
I HAVE heard of "Riding the White Pony".
 
Haven't heard of "Riding the Pink Unicorn".




One theory holds that "riding the pink unicorn" may refer to a mythical sexual experience.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2012, 06:33:37 pm »
I'd agree that chuck norris is a fake. Steven Seagal is the real man.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 06:36:29 pm »
Quote from: fc2 on January 11, 2012, 06:33:37 pm
I'd agree that chuck norris is a fake. Steven Seagal is the real man.




Consider challenging Chuck and Steve to having a duel.  You take on the winner?
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2012, 03:24:40 pm »
Quote from: falcon9 on January 11, 2012, 06:03:35 pm
Quote from: duroz on January 11, 2012, 01:09:31 pm
I HAVE heard of "Riding the White Pony".
 
Haven't heard of "Riding the Pink Unicorn".




One theory holds that "riding the pink unicorn" may refer to a mythical sexual experience.

Ummm...ok mythical...I'll go with that word. For now!
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2012, 03:26:45 pm »
Quote from: fc2 on January 11, 2012, 06:33:37 pm
I'd agree that chuck norris is a fake. Steven Seagal is the real man.

WHOA!!!! abdyer2001 are you paying attention???
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2012, 07:05:16 am »
If your life has been dramatically changed by an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger-you might be a redneck. 
I don't know about pink unicorns, but unicorns did exist.  They were not equine, they were bovine.  A check in Strong's Concordance of The Bible will lead you to find the entry unicorn.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2012, 03:53:19 pm »
steven segal please a bad actor (if you can call what he does acting)with a pony tail. he would lose the fight with chuck very quickly oh unless it is in the script for him to win.. lol
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2012, 08:16:20 pm »
chuck norris please a sorry excuse for a role model
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2012, 01:40:53 am »
I sure wouldn't say it to his face if I were you....lol lol.....    Pink unicorns????  Probably so.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2012, 02:23:33 am »
Quote from: 1goodputter on January 13, 2012, 07:05:16 am
I don't know about pink unicorns, but unicorns did exist.  They were not equine, they were bovine.  A check in Strong's Concordance of The Bible will lead you to find the entry unicorn.



Unfortunately, the "bible" is not a credible reference source.  Got any fossil references?
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2012, 03:57:07 pm »
Quote from: abdyer2001 on January 13, 2012, 03:53:19 pm
steven segal please a bad actor (if you can call what he does acting)with a pony tail. he would lose the fight with chuck very quickly oh unless it is in the script for him to win.. lol

LOL. I dare you to state that to Steven Seagal  ;) in person, face to face, one on one, you and Seagal  8)
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2012, 03:35:47 am »
i will tell steven he is a bad actor.. but i think he already knows. glimmer man, fire below, etc ,etc.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2012, 11:07:49 am »
Quote from: 1goodputter on January 13, 2012, 07:05:16 am
If your life has been dramatically changed by an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger-you might be a redneck.  

If your life has been changed by an episode of "Steven Seagal-Lawman" you can probably stop wondering whether you're a redneck or not    ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris is a fake.....and the Pink Unicorn does not exist
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2012, 04:21:12 am »
Quote from: abdyer2001 on January 16, 2012, 03:35:47 am
i will tell steven he is a bad actor.. but i think he already knows. glimmer man, fire below, etc ,etc.

what you ain't got a loving bone in your body and soul for Chief Steven Seagal's endeavors in life?
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