Things to PONDER

[queenofnines]

I thought of one last night...  If 'Harry' is short for Harold, is 'Harvey' short for Harvard? 

[hipriestess4u]

lol I used to sit and write stuff like that and put it in a book.    fun ain't it?

[hitch0403]

I was a big fan of the TV superman cos of all the nonsense it portrayed.I love the 1 about bullets bouncing offa his chest and ducking when a gun is thrown at him...LOL!!

[falcon9]

Since "pro" is the opposite of "con" and "progress" is generally a good thing, then "congress" is aptly-named.

[lannl]

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

I would really like to know the logic of the banks taking more money to make it even harder on you when you have insufficient funds.

[falcon9]

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
I would really like to know the logic of the banks taking more money to make it even harder on you when you have insufficient funds.

The same rationale applies to owing money to the I.R.S. for failing to pay taxes; they don't care how you come up with what you owe but, you still owe what you couldn't/didn't pay before.

[ajami]

Ok all here is a few more things to ponder, LOL:

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the
radio?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

[sigmapi1501]

What happens if someone beats you half to death twice?

[Gerianne]

Veronica: I think it's best to wait until we get to heaven to see what happens and what it's like.
MANY people have MANY ideas, not necessarily correct.
Just leaving our physical bodies will be plenty to adjust to.

[falcon9]

I think it's best to wait until we get to heaven to see what happens and what it's like.
MANY people have MANY ideas, not necessarily correct.
Just leaving our physical bodies will be plenty to adjust to.

There are at least three unsupported assumptions reflected in that superstitious religious remark.


“You can not convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it is based on a deep-seated need to believe.”
-– Carl Sagan

[ancmetro]

     Something to ponder about: "My life and what I am going to do with it!"

[hitch0403]

Why do we say when we go to the bathroom,"i gotta take a $%#@".

You leave it...NOT take it!



George Carlin

[hitch0403]

Why do we still call the bathroom the bathroom when it only has a sink and toilet in it?

[ashleyxatrocity]

There were a couple of head scratchers in there. Very entertaining! 

[dkanofsky]

Lots of good stuff there to ponder.  Here's another, why do we need to ponder?