One sentence jokes, puns, and insults.

[Phx0808]

Hey Fellow FusionCashers,

Need a laugh?  Join in on the fun!

Here are three to get everyone started:

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

[revkrob]

Wipe that face off your head. 

[falcon9]

'You act like you're blind in one ear and deaf in the other eye.'

[JediJohnnie]

When my cousin was a kid he told his father he wanted to go to the zoo.

His father said 'Don't worry about it,if they want ya,they'll come get ya!'

[marciaenglish]

You are still my favorite horse; if you never win a race!   

[BaudLight]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!

[txmar922]

why did the Easter bunny hide the eggs? .... didn't want anyone to know he was messing around with a chicken.

[jnjmolly]

How do you get a Kleenex to  dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

[tdecet]

Pull my finger!!!!

[dauna]

From a James Thurber cartoon I saw:  if I dialed the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

[plennis]

        He's so ugly they have to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs will play with him.

        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.    

   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.    

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the *bleep* to do it.

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

     I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

        Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!

[kapeh12]

A stingy man is being mugged.  The mugger threatens "Your money or your life!"  The stingy man replies "I'm thinking about it!"