I figured, in lieu of everyone complaining on here about surveys (yes it sucks, I feel your pain I'm a 27 year old White Man who lives in middle of no where Georgia) I have something that will one up you.
I go through the introduction for a survey, I forget which one. At the end of the introduction (maybe 3 minutes in) it says
Congratulations you qualify to take our survey.
I'm like cool, looks like I'm adding another buck or two to my FC account.
I click next, it goes to the FusionCash page and says "Sorry but you did not qualify for this survey" lol
Love it
hahaha