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makingmoni

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Never Mind
« on: September 10, 2012, 03:15:59 pm »
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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Re: Never Mind
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 04:06:12 pm »
HEY! tHAT WAS ME BACK IN THE 1970s  loolololol

Great joke!

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Re: Never Mind
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2012, 07:31:38 pm »
stolen the dashboard, holy crap, that's a huge area to take ! LOL

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Re: Never Mind
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 01:30:35 am »
ROFL-- Put me in mind of something that happened to a DJ friend who worked in an adult club in Tucson-- he went in the dressing room one night and found a dancer smoking crack-- so he took her drugs and paraphernalia, and told her to pack and leave. She followed him out of the dressing room screaming that she wanted her drugs back-- he went in the bathroom and flushed everything. She then CALLED THE POLICE-- and when they arrived she tried to have him arrested for stealing her drugs--

and she didn't understand why they arrested her and not him. Then, she asked the cops if she could finish her vodka and pop a few clonipin before they put her in the car, because they had ruined her high and she was having an anxiety attack.  ::) ;D

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Re: Never Mind
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 05:02:28 am »
Now I have to say that is a funny story. Very entertaining. Nice!!!

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Re: Never Mind
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 06:52:27 am »
sounds like my brother last night, he went into the garage instead of the house and was kind of lost for a minute

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