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makingmoni

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Be Careful What You Wish For
« on: September 14, 2012, 02:37:40 pm »
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 07:04:05 pm »
Seems to me that those with the ability to grant wishes  often display a somewhat perverse sense of humor--or something; see also, "The Monkey's Paw."

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 09:23:50 pm »
OMG that would be horrible to all of a sudden by 90 years old in a blink of an eye.  Yes, you do have to be very careful what you wish for.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 09:31:59 am »
You can be 90 and still be in good shape.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 09:36:08 am »
LOL that is funny

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2012, 09:36:56 am »
Haha! the wife could have reversed his wish if she hadn't gone first and I remember the monkey's paw..do not wish the dead back to life!!

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 11:53:36 am »
My wife actually told me this joke, i think there was a reason behind telling me it.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 12:36:31 pm »
LOL THAT IS FUNNY :wave:

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 01:31:26 pm »
Thats very cute!! ;)

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2012, 01:44:57 pm »
Seems to me that those with the ability to grant wishes  often display a somewhat perverse sense of humor--or something; see also, "The Monkey's Paw."
Even with making wishes or asking for something in real life, one must be very specific in what they want.

Good communication and details are very important.



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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 01:53:38 pm »
thats great

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2012, 02:16:05 pm »
LOL  great joke.   Laughed so hard.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2012, 02:48:46 pm »
This is a very cute joke I love it  ;D

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2012, 03:53:22 pm »
Kinda like law it seems, you have to specify everything or they can use it against you.  That's probably one of the things that bugs me about things how things differ from person to person.  I can want $50, but that could be I want to earn it, or I want to get it out of my account, or I want to steal it, etc.  It isn't specific enough.

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish For
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2012, 05:17:16 pm »
Hey, thanks for the joke! I've had a long and grumpy day and your joke has just made everything so much better!  :thumbsup:

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