Have a nice day!!

[cateyes1]

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Priest was so pleased with the donkey  that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.


The local paper read:
PRIEST'S
*bleep* OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of  publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST’S *bleep*.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Priest to get rid of the donkey.

The Priest decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST *bleep* IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS

*bleep* FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER *bleep* IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's *bleep* and  you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

[dwggs]

Good One ... I loved it.  Thank you for sharing .. I got to start my day with a laugh

[sherryinutah]

Cute with a very profound message.  Thanks for the humor!