cat sayings

[sgluckadoo]

I saw a mug today that said "If cats could talk, they would tell lies"

Anyone have any funny cat sayings?

 

[ShadeTree]

Well, I don't know if it'd be considered a cat saying but when I saw this topic it made me think of something Craig Ferguson said. He said: If you want anything said ask a man, if you want anything done ask a woman, but if you want absolutely nothing said or done ask a cat. (Part of that was him quoting someone, and then he added the part about cats.)

[MissRegard]

I swear my cat tells me to go to hell all the time.

[msmoneybags48]

I have heard of "curiosity kills the cat", meaning that there are some things that are not meant to be too nosy.   

[johncache]

It would be better if it said: "If cats could talk, they would tell only lies."

[marciaenglish]

How about "if cats could talk; they would still ignore you!"   

[shelly927]

mabe that is true since they live around people,  that will tell u how they learn to.