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Tell a silly joke
« on: June 21, 2014, 08:16:40 am »
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2014, 09:58:53 am »
there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2014, 05:30:14 pm »
Guy walks up to me last week and sez "I haven't had a bite to eat in three days!"

I told him 'I wish I had your willpower!'

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2014, 09:53:16 pm »
Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2014, 01:42:14 pm »
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
oh no need to cry, it's just a joke

.....................

lol

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2014, 02:12:35 pm »
funny.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2014, 02:16:42 pm »
there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!

bigedshult, you need to start think about using spellcheck.  ;) Men are absolutely NOT the best at spelling for the most part. I'm just sayin'.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2014, 02:18:59 pm »
Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

Hey, silent. I liked this one. Thanks. I'm a big fan of puns.  :silly:

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2014, 04:10:20 pm »
A man buys a Corvette and is speeding at 125 mph down the highway, when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper says to the man, "you were doing 125 mph, sir, and I have heard every excuse in the book. If you can come up with a good one, I will let you go." The man says, "My wife left me with a state trooper 20 years ago and I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper says, "Have a nice day!"   :silly:

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2014, 04:37:29 pm »
I guy walks into a bar "ouch" he says.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2014, 05:33:49 pm »
My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2014, 07:35:05 pm »
My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!

Yo. LOL at this one. Thanks.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2014, 07:36:50 pm »
How about -

Question:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Answer: To show the possums it really could be done.


Ba dum dum.


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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2014, 01:47:30 pm »
  don't blame me for this one, blame my dad...lol   How do you make a tissue dance?  put a little boogie in it     :-[

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2014, 06:25:17 pm »
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah.

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