Southern Divorce

[cateyes1]

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

 

About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

 

No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

 

It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

 

I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

 

I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

 

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

 

No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."

 

Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

 

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."

 

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

 

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."

 

 Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?"

 

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.

 

"I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does.

 

The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

 

[moonangel]

haha i liked it!😊

[lvstephanie]

hehe.... I sometimes jokingly say that since I'm so logical, if you ask me a logical question, you'll get a logical answer instead of what they intended to ask. Like if a friend sees me and asks "What's up?!" I'll reply "90-degrees from horizontal in the direction opposite of the force of gravity"