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cateyes1

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An effective treatment
« on: April 28, 2017, 06:04:27 am »
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded."Mrs. Terry is 70 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2017, 09:13:41 am »
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded."Mrs. Terry is 70 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

This is not so far fetched. When I lived with my grandmother, she had a miscarriage when she was 68. You never can tell.

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2017, 09:26:09 am »
Haha thats great! I love any medical jokes, it reminds me of greys!

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2017, 08:00:08 pm »
I hope I still have a drive at that age, because it seems my libido is not always there.  But a scare is a good way to get rid of the hiccups. That joke was hilarious.

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2017, 08:27:10 pm »
Very funny and clever joke!

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2017, 09:25:35 pm »
Lol It took me a minute to figure it out!

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2017, 09:41:24 pm »
Good one  :highfive: 8)

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Re: An effective treatment
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2017, 03:33:17 pm »
Effective.  :)

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2017, 03:38:24 pm »
That is too funny!
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