Season Confussion

[cece12]

I know what my calendar says. I know what month it is, I can read...I learned all about seasons in 1st grade-I think, I really can't go back that far!
It's October. Halloween and Homecoming High school and football. Cool crisp crunch of leaves covering everything. Sweater weather. Understand? Good. So...why hasn't the sporting world caught on? How many sports are going on? Baseball, football, basketball and hockey? Is there some sort of scheme lurking in athelete land? Don't each of these sports have their own month?
I'm not a big sports fan, go figure, but I have the fortune of living in a city that gobbles this stuff up. Three professional teams-one with the worst record in the history of the sport, one on it's way to the playoffs (oh goodie! beer infused fans adding to construction congestion) and the other status unknown, pre season out of the country?? Help? Where am I?