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cateyes1

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Todays chuckle
« on: June 23, 2019, 01:45:41 pm »
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2019, 08:08:38 pm »
Looks like someone is about to have to cook his own dinner... 

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2019, 08:10:00 pm »
Lol.....good one

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2019, 04:50:52 am »
Ha! Ha!!  Good one!!
Have a wonderful day!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2019, 07:39:33 pm »
Lol! Thanks for the laugh!
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2019, 01:28:29 am »
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

Hello! :D :)

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2019, 06:26:58 pm »
cateyes1, you made me laugh! 

Someone surely will be cooking his own supper!
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2019, 12:13:58 pm »
(smack!)

lol

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2019, 02:14:54 pm »
 :cat:

 8)

You don't stop laughing when you grow old.  You grow old when you stop laughing. 

http://www.todayschuckle.com/     or   http://todayschuckle.com/TCArchiv.htm     this link goes back tp 1997!!!

Todays Chuckle
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June 30, 2019


Checkbook Balancing

A husband, trying to read his evening paper, was distracted by the sighs his wife made while struggling to balance her checkbook. Finally she announced she had found her mistake.
Greatly relieved, he asked, "What was it?"
Triumphantly she replied, "Simple, I forgot to adjust for last month's mistake."

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2019, 02:16:55 pm »
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

Hello! :D :)

Lol I needed that to start my workday great!! :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose: :heart: :rose:



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Your Order Please
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie". She slaps his face and says, Now would you please give me your order.
Again, he says, I want a quickie. She slaps him again and says, I'll give you one last chance; what do you want?"
Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, "I think it's pronounced quiche."

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2019, 02:45:01 pm »
LMAO very funny

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2019, 10:40:53 pm »
LOL! Next time hubby, needs to walk into the house without his glasses when she's in her love dress!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2019, 06:55:42 am »
I look forward to these chuckles.  Please keep them up.

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