Make Phones Great Again!

[fluffyubnny937]

Hey everybody, our great leader has given us a new mobile phone plan that will be the best ever! I can't wait to sign up for the plan. I hope to be able to get one of the phones too instead of transferring my current phone to the new plan. Anything I can do to give Donald Trump money is worth it. I know once I give him enough money that the wealth will trickle down. I know it won't physically trickle down (I'm not a literalist when it comes to trick down economics, I just take trickle down economics seriously) but it will spiritually. Even if I have to live in absolute squalor for the rest of my life, knowing that I created value for share holders and made great men like Donald Trump wealthier means that my belief in trickle down economics was justified. So please please buy our handsome President's NFTs, phone, crypto currency, and other merchandise. Together we can make Donald Trump the richest man to have ever existed which will allow to him achieve true immortality!

https://trumpmobile.com/