joke thread! =D

[jtes]

hey all, im new to the forums, and seeing as its the holidays i wanted to start a joke thread to bring cheer to everyone here 

ill start with this one i heard recently:

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine.

[StevenRichman]

I don't get it, although I think it is supposed to be a tacobell joke lol

[plaguezombie]

It's a racial joke, obviously the other two didn't have an accent   

[Sohcahtoa]

SHould have just left out the Taco Bell part.

How about this one...

Three guys walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"