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joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« on: June 07, 2011, 04:52:14 am »
Because the chicken retired.

Ok , lame, but do you expect from the wrapper of Laffy Taffy?

Clean jokes suitable to share with children please. Post one, or more replies.
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 04:53:51 am »
To download a big deuce.
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 07:13:14 am »
Why is six afraid of seven?




Because 7, 8, 9
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 09:11:02 am »
Two sausages were frying in a pan. One sausage said to the other sausage " Hey it's hot in here" The other sausage said " Hey, there's a talking sausage in here!"  ::)
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 09:16:22 am »
 :cat:  Why didn't the rooster cross the road?


Because he was chicken!
« Last Edit: June 07, 2011, 09:19:24 am by jcribb16 »
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 09:17:39 am »
 :cat:  What happened when the frog parked in the "No Parking" zone?

He was toad away!
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 03:07:34 pm »
what has four wheels and flies?




a garbage truck! :P
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Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 03:45:24 pm »
To see what is on the other side but he could, because the bridge broke. ha ha ha
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