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new drugs for women
« on: November 18, 2011, 02:38:38 pm »


NEW DRUGS FOR  WOMEN
DAMNITOL  :BangHead:
Take 2 and the  rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. 

EMPTYNESTROGEN  :sad1: 
Suppository that  eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of  how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't  wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT :P
Plant extract that treats  mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious  for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO  :bootyshake:
Liquid silicone  drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before  an evening out increases breast size, decreases  intelligence, and prevents conception. 

DUMBEROL  :icon_rr:
When taken with Peptobimbo,  can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of  country music and pickup trucks. 

FLIPITOR  :angry7:
Increases life  expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the  urge to flip off other drivers.

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