drugs for wemon

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drugs for women
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NEW DRUGS FOR  WOMEN
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the  rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.  

EMPTYNESTROGEN  
Suppository that  eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of  how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't  wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats  mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious  for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone  drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before  an evening out increases breast size, decreases  intelligence, and prevents conception.  

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo,  can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of  country music and pickup trucks.  


FLIPITOR
Increases life  expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the  urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent  anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to  such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better  person. '

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken  prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and  credit limit of spending spree.  

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache  caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,  anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

 ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or  wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their  life stories with total strangers in elevators. 

NAGAMENT
When administered  to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation  level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.