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[mc1962]

then he had an idea to open a dance school in idaho but he thought the local residents might think..............

[sands01]

the kilts he would wear were a bit silly. He wondered if he could find someone to teach him how to ballroom dance so he can go on dancing with the stars. He made his way to Idaho looking everywhere but...

[mc1962]

Could not find Pam Anderson but he knew that Idaho was not the place to look for Pam so he decided to just.............

[martinbastin]

....call the local strip club.

[Tere2]

All they did was laugh at him because ..

[mc1962]

they could not afford to hire anyone to work there so he went to..................

[sands01]

Las Vegas. He got a little wild while he was there and the next day he woke up to realize...

[mc1962]

that he was in Jail so he started to cry and told the guard that........................

[thehater92]

ill beat the sh** out of you!!

[mc1962]

but it was not a good  thing to say to the guard so he decided to..................

[sands01]

try to tunnel his way out of jail. He thought he would make it out when the guard came along....

[Tere2]

and stood there watching him for a minute, shaking his head and said..

[ButterflyWings]

You know that the door over there is unlocked and it will take you.....

[sands01]

to Chicago. He went through the door and discovered he was hungry. The prison food wasn't good. He decided to get a...

[mc1962]

corndog with extra mustard, but when he bit into it reminded him of long ago when he was a...........