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Todays Politicians
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:32:44 pm »
When I read this, it made me think of Obama.

Mathematics: 
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. 

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:

What Makes up 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those politicians who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all watched those TV speeches where someone claims they give us over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far *bleep* kissing will take you. 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you all the way there. Its the Bullshit and *bleep* Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why we are in the trouble we are!

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Re: Todays Politicians
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2011, 12:29:20 pm »
Amen to that, Oldbuddy!
Have a wonderful day!

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Re: Todays Politicians
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2011, 01:07:45 pm »
Good mathematics!!

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