Corny, corny, corny :)

[cateyes1]

The Indian With One *bleep*

There once was an Indian who had only one *bleep*

and whose given name was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,

Onestone finally cracked and said,'

If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,

'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until

a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,

was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day,

made love to her all night,

made love to her all the next day,

made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!









Why









OH, come on... take a guess !!!









Think about it !!!









You're going to love this !!!









Everyone knows...



You can't kill Two Birds



with OneStone!!!


Happy Easter everyone and have a fun safe weekend 

[timandvicky1]

Yes, Corny, Corny, Corny would be the right words to describe that!!

[lvstephanie]

I thought it was going to be something about two birds in the bush... Nice joke...

[mjoseph1]

very appropriately titled but thanks for the post 

[patti4me]

Funny!  Thanks for the laugh.

[Nancy5]

Funny and corney, thanks for the laugh!

[kqa]

OMG, I did not see that coming. I need a cup of coffee for an afternoon pick-me-up!

[gbabesmom]

Ha! Corny but funny. Thanks! 

[vickysue]

A good joke is great, especially when it is not a smutty one. Thanks

[jnjmolly]

Lol you are right that it was a little corny but it was funny...thanks for the laugh!!

[Tere2]

  Yep, corny but cute.

[msmoneybags48]

I was busy and didn't sign on to forum yesterday.  I was aghast until I saw the cliffhanger for this joke.  Great joke again, cateyes1.  I am tickled.

[africanclaudie]

Definitely corny, but had a laugh anyway. Thanks for brightening my day! 

[nickylanena]

Wow. That was so... Lol

[ninajay]

lol..Like that one! Corny, but funny