cute christian joke i heard

[batmobile]

okay...so scripture tells us that God put man in a deep sleep, to create woman...did he ever come out of it?  scripture doesn't say he did...

[Phx0808]

 Q:When was the first tennis game mentioned in the Bible?
     
A: When Joseph served in Pharoah's court.

[ricdsm]

Those are cute.

[msmoneybags48]

What are you saying?  That Adam dreamed that hard!  i doubt that you can dream up children.  Remember, Adam & Eve begat Cain, Abel and Seth.  I loved the joke by Phx0808.  I am tickled by that one.   Good try though.

[jkhanson]

How about another Adam and Eve joke......

In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.


Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as if he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"


Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

[lguzman1]

 All of the joke are cute! I specially like the one of the rib, that one made me laugh. Great jokes thanks 

[bloins]

How about another Adam and Eve joke......

In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.


Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as if he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"


Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

That is tooo cute. It sounds like something my son would say. Thanks for the laugh today!!