this is so funny must read

[aggie49]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

1--BUY A TURKEY
2--HAVE A GLASS OF WINE
3--STUFF THE TURKEY
4--HAVE A GLASS OF WINE
5--PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
6--RELAX AND HAVE A GLASS OF WINE
7--TURK THE BASTEY

[aggie49]

SORRY HERE IS THE REST OF THIS

8--WINE OF GLASS ANOTHER GET
9--HUNT FOR  mEAT THER mO mETER
10--GLASS YOURSELF ANOTHER POUR OF WINE
11--BAKE THE WINE FOR 4 HOURS
12--TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE TURKEY
13--TET THE SABLE
14--GRAB ANOTHER WOTTLE OF BINE
15-- TURK THE CARVEY

[djohnson43]

Cute. Took me a minute but then I got it.

[skinnygwenny]

Well I will not use your recipe for cooking a turkey. If I do decide to try it your way I would have to have someone help me cook the Turkey and help me drink the wine.

[ahmedrocks234]

 Lol I get it.

[plennis]

   My turkey has not come out right using this recipe, so I have changed to using the wine as the last step!   LOL               

[hollister237]

Lol! Too funny. I didn't understand the first part but I got it.

[nannycoe1]

I have never cooked a turkey, might try this reciepe.

[ro901]

Funny! LoL!

[marciaenglish]

I love it!   I am cooking a turkey at home this year.  I am not working for the first Thanksgiving in many years!  I will have to tell my husband to buy an extra bottle of wine; just for the turkey!      

[ktheodos]

Ha ha ... happy Thanksgiving all!

[greenthumbjan]

Now that's cooking with wine.   

[jkhanson]

Now that's cooking with wine.   

This reply added to the whole read! 

I hope everyone's turkey turns out.....whether or not you use wine!

[champak97]

Very funny, but took some moments to understand.

[msmoneybags48]

I needed a good laugh, and this did it.  It took me a moment to understand, and then I just keeled over with fits of laughter.  LOL!!