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aggie49

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some funny quotes my sister sent me
« on: January 18, 2014, 08:32:27 pm »
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2014, 06:10:10 pm »
lol these are good
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2014, 06:21:56 pm »
aggie49 ... those are really good!  Gave me a chuckle ... liked 'em! Thanks!
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2014, 06:55:27 pm »
Very good - liked them!  :D
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 03:52:11 pm »
Quote from: aggie49 on January 18, 2014, 08:32:27 pm
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

lol.  I have wondered a lot lately as far in debt as this country is where is the bazillions coming from that is being spent to get ready for the trip to Mars and studying the planet.  It's not like we are gonna move there.
Although we could send the sex offenders, murderers, and politicians there.  Survivial of the fittest.  My vote is for the murderers. lol
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 06:47:41 am »
Thanks for posting! I needed this today!
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 09:11:31 pm »
very cute! May have to borrow them! LOL!
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 09:15:05 pm »
hahaha!
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 11:07:48 pm »
haha! those were great. ;D
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2014, 07:04:04 pm »
haha I've heard the one about recession/depression but I hadn't heard the other ones before. Thanks for sharing them.  :)
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2014, 08:17:46 pm »
very enjoyable, thank you 8)
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2014, 09:42:36 pm »
Great quotes! Thanks for the laugh
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2014, 09:47:01 pm »
Hahaha! These are so good!
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2014, 07:38:28 am »
Thanks for the Humor this February morning, I needed that and if sending in your taxes is funny, I've done that too...
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Re: some funny quotes my sister sent me
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2014, 09:38:41 am »
Thanks for this. I've heard a few of them but not all of them.
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