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DESHAWN21

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relationship joke
« on: July 22, 2009, 10:14:06 am »
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 03:40:51 pm »
thats funny lol  :thumbsup:
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 04:50:56 pm »
how true it is 20 years later and wishing....
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 07:07:00 pm »
That one is a hoot! Hmm, well, I started to tell one but had to delete it cause I really can't remember it well enough.  Now it will bother me til I do and then I will be back.......

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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 04:39:56 pm »
 :thumbsup:  That was a good one..lol.
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 05:25:04 pm »
haha. This is very amusing.
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 06:09:21 pm »
haha thats funny!!!  :thumbsup:  :bootyshake:
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 10:57:49 am »
Lol wow.
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 10:59:46 am »
hahaha thats a good one did you think of it yourself?
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 11:04:55 am »
This joke is too funny!!!!!   :thumbsup:

Anyone have anymore good ones?
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 11:14:18 am »
haha this joke is hilarious haha
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 04:32:42 pm »
Quote from: michealmmsm on July 22, 2009, 04:50:56 pm
how true it is 20 years later and wishing....

that is terribly sad. aww, i feel compelled to say i'm sorry :sad1:


(otherwise, pretty cute joke!)
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2009, 06:52:05 pm »
haha, this one is good. im trying to think of one, i will post it if i do
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2009, 08:59:12 pm »
Aww that's sad, but funny
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Re: relationship joke
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2009, 10:40:10 pm »
That is funny!!  Keep the laughs coming please!! LOL
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