kids say the darndest things

[batmobile]

when my daughter was potty training she was so happy this one particular day"mommy i used my butt today!" how funny and cute 

[lynnc35]

ha ha, now the cracks me up 

[handllucas]

That is just so hilarious !!! You never know what is going to come out of those little angel's mouths 

[Tresbn00]

My son used to have circle time on Fridays whee children would bring in things from around the house that they could talk aout.  After a few months of this the teachers weren't watching as closely.  Towards the end of the presentation a little girl brought out a phallic shaped item( from Mommy's drawer next to the bed) and explained that it could be used to brush one's teeth.  At that the teachers realized what it was and quickly changed the discussion's direction.  The father, a proper english gentleman, was awarded with Mommy's wand when he cam to pick up his daughter and was mortified!