Stupid but funny jokes

[sgluckadoo]

Got any good jokes? What is the cheesiest joke you know?

"two peanuts were walking in the park. one was a-salted."

[jnjmolly]

Thats a cute one!!! Lol....How do you get a kleenex to dance?? You put a little boogy in it!!! lol...they are cheesy but good lol

[sigmapi1501]

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?


Usain Bolt can finish a race.

[sgluckadoo]

Thats a cute one!!! Lol....How do you get a kleenex to dance?? You put a little boogy in it!!! lol...they are cheesy but good lol

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww lol

[sarabtrayior]

I don't know any jokes, but I do know if my aunt had *bleep*, she would be by uncle (is that a joke?)

[vicogden]

Two men are walking down the street.  The first man says "Look at that dead bird!"... The second man looks up and says "I don't see one?!"  Now THAT's stupid!

[mardukblood2009]

There is a mama tomato, a baby tomato and a papa tomato. The baby tomato started lagging behide as they walked. The papa tomato got mad and stepped on the baby and said " Ketchup."

[Phx0808]

Q. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A. You're boo-tiful

[jkhanson]

The Sandwich at the Bar:

So a sandwich walks into a bar, right? And the Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

[davidf938]

three strings walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to the table and reports what happened. The second string decides to try with the same result. The third string becomes very upset. His body becomes all twisted and he starts to unravel at the ends. He goes up to the bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender says, "You're a string aren't you?" The customer replies, "No Sir. I'm a frayed knot."

[lena3018]

Two men are walking down the street.  The first man says "Look at that dead bird!"... The second man looks up and says "I don't see one?!"  Now THAT's stupid!

Lol The sad part is that it took me a minute to get it

[dauna]

Here's mine:  I hate all that sex on the television.  I mean, I keep falling off.

[sgluckadoo]

A man walks into a bar, "ouch"!

[debidoo]

  Ok I don't mind admitting when I'm stupid - I still don't get the one about the dead bird however some of these jokes were extremely cute and brought a smile to my face and that never hurt anyone.  Especially after the kind of day I had thank you I needed that :-)

[falcon9]

Ok I don't mind admitting when I'm stupid - I still don't get the one about the dead bird ...

Dead birds rarely fly so looking upwards for one is like looking for evidence from a religious adherent.