Jokes*Stories*Funny Pictures

[MystedMoon]

I am opening this thread for people to post their jokes, stories & funny pictures.
This is just a way of people to break the ice and have a great time on here. Too many get so uptight over small things in life and need to loosen up a bit.

So if you have anything to share that could possibly make someone elses day, put a smile upon their face or just give them a good laugh. Then this is the forum thread to do so.

[MystedMoon]

A wife walks into her kitchen one day to find her husband wildly swatting flies with a fly swatter. The wife, looking curious & a bit uneasy about how her husband is going about this task asks, "Honey, what in the world are you doing?"

The husband, pauses a moment and replies, "I'm killing these annoying flies and so far I've killed 3 male flies & 2 female flies!"

Taken aback by her husbands response, she stands there a minute pondering what he just said. She then asks him, "Ok, but how did you know what the sex of the flies were?"

The husband laughs for a minute and responds, assuringly, "That's easy my dear."
"3 flies were on a beer can and 2 flies were on the telephone!"

[MystedMoon]

I thought this was cute when I seen it. And have actually seen the lil one's giving this worldwide sign. 

[Madd4Money]

What Pets Do When We're At Work!!!!   (so....everyone - get a pet and add up those credits!!!!!  LOL)

[MystedMoon]

HAPPYHALLOWEENEVERYONE

[aronofsky]

[MystedMoon]

LMAO!! Good one 

[mrmike2007]

Can't get any clearer than that!

[MystedMoon]

Can't get any clearer than that!

OMG! That's just too cool! Nice pic mrmike & thanks for sharing. LoL

[jstrike21]

Edit

[mrmike2007]

Dude.. you forgot to paste your funny pic   

[kiwimaniac]

you are soooo lame dude! you've tryed to post your referal on so many threads...give it up, moola.com is lame...you wont make any money of referrals anyways cuz no on who knows how great FC is is going to waste their time on moola.com...so take your lame a$$ referral link someplace else!!!!

[MystedMoon]

I really wish you would respect others Forum threads and keep your referral links out of them when they do not belong there!
You are childish & lame for posting that here. I just cannot wait till ADMIN. realizes that these are actually referral links piggy backed on invite links and ban all of you who keep posting these in the forums!

[MystedMoon]

TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING


1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.

2 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

3 During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.

4 Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

5 Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.

6 Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.

7 Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

8 When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)

9 Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

10

Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"

[jetskimax]

LMAO - #2 & #7 are my favorites!