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Off-Topic / Today’s Joke

« on: August 20, 2021, 10:19:29 am »Message ID: 1361294

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

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Off-Topic / Mike Richards jeopardy host

« on: August 20, 2021, 09:57:37 am »Message ID: 1361293

We’ll just found out he is no longer a host.  He resigned due to his comments about women.  It didn’t say what he said, just he had made negative comments.

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Off-Topic / Re: Ha ha - taxes

« on: August 20, 2021, 07:11:56 am »Message ID: 1361282

Very cute, made me laugh!

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Off-Topic / Re: Lawyer joke

« on: August 17, 2021, 05:20:13 am »Message ID: 1361196

With family and friends or clients? 😁

OH!  Well I hope he is honest with clients but just not with adversaries!    

I hope so too.  I know this sounds bias but I think he is.  He’s a good guy

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Off-Topic / Re: Lawyer joke

« on: August 17, 2021, 03:39:00 am »Message ID: 1361193

That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer

How honest is your brother?   

With family and friends or clients? 😁

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Off-Topic / Re: Do you have any pets?

« on: August 16, 2021, 10:28:54 am »Message ID: 1361167

Yes, I have both dogs and cats.

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Off-Topic / Re: Shrimp sold in US recalled

« on: August 16, 2021, 10:16:47 am »Message ID: 1361166

I didn’t know, thanks for the update I have to check mine.  I have some in the freezer.

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Off-Topic / Re: Gods merciful provision

« on: August 16, 2021, 10:14:56 am »Message ID: 1361165

Not sure I understand what you are trying to said, but I do know we are living in our last days.

I hope not

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Off-Topic / Re: Lawyer joke

« on: August 16, 2021, 09:19:46 am »Message ID: 1361160

That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer

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Off-Topic / Re: 'There's something going on': Ex-White House physician Ronny Jackson says he

« on: August 16, 2021, 09:18:47 am »Message ID: 1361158

I agree the post was too long and false the part I did read.  When Trump was in office he did some crazy things and stumble , but we all do somethings as we get older.

It’s just a cut and paste post.  Some people will never let it end.  That’s why the country is still divided.  Like I said it’s over, he lost.  Accept it, move on and vote Biden out, but stop the degrading posts, you are only showing your ignorance

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Off-Topic / Re: Dentist humor

« on: August 16, 2021, 09:15:02 am »Message ID: 1361157

This tooth will be difficult to remove,” the dentist told his patient. “I think you should have an anesthetic even though it will be a little more expensive.”

“OK,” agreed the patient and began feeling in his pocket for his money.

“You don’t need to pay me yet,” said the dentist.

“I know,” replied the patient. “I’m just counting my money before you put me under.”

That may not just be a joke, I do remember hearing about some ladies that were taken advantage of while they were out.

I read that too, and I’m not talking about money.

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Off-Topic / Re: Car Wash

« on: August 14, 2021, 06:36:05 am »Message ID: 1361052

My husband usually washes the cars weekly.  If he’s lazy we will run them through the car wash every other week.  In the winter when it snows and the white snow turns to black dirty snow on the streets every week through car wash.

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Off-Topic / Re: New Jeopardy hosts

« on: August 13, 2021, 06:00:49 pm »Message ID: 1361041

I don’t understand why there are two hosts.

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Off-Topic / Happy Friday the 13th

« on: August 13, 2021, 03:53:03 am »Message ID: 1360990

Today is Friday the 13th, are you superstitious?

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Offers / Re: Food Survey

« on: August 11, 2021, 08:03:11 am »Message ID: 1360932

WOW that is amazing!  Good for you.