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« Reply #165 on: April 11, 2010, 02:55:18 pm »
learn the alphabet.  He sure didn't want to be the only one not knowing his vowels.  He took a quick online class and he headed off to Wheel of Fortune.  As soon as he laid eyes on Vanna White He proposed to her!  She said no but her niece was really interested.  Her name was Stella.  So Stella Fuzzypants and Mr Fuzzypants moved to.....
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« Reply #166 on: April 11, 2010, 03:16:07 pm »
Santa Barbara California where the bought a cliff-side multi-million dollar home but found out that he really had a desire to go to...............
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« Reply #167 on: April 13, 2010, 06:56:20 pm »
Australia. He always wanted to see koalas. He like the Australian accents too. When he got there, he...
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« Reply #168 on: April 13, 2010, 07:33:19 pm »
bought some peanut butter and bread but he had no money left to get back to the States with so he went to work as a.................
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« Reply #169 on: April 15, 2010, 06:50:07 am »
zookeeper at the zoo Steve Irwin started. He was in charge of the alligators. He thought he could handle it until one day...
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« Reply #170 on: April 15, 2010, 08:17:43 am »
....his biggest alligator escaped. After chasing the 'gator for over 2 days, he.......
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« Reply #171 on: April 15, 2010, 08:23:41 am »
...became very tired. so he decided to take a nap, but just as he was falling asleep he heard a...
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« Reply #172 on: April 15, 2010, 02:36:05 pm »
noise that sounded like his mother-in-law and it sent chills up his spine but then he realized that it was instead............
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« Reply #173 on: April 15, 2010, 03:30:00 pm »
PURPLE DRAGON WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!
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« Reply #174 on: April 15, 2010, 03:31:26 pm »
It was going to suck him up and wash him but........
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« Reply #175 on: April 16, 2010, 06:09:30 am »
he decided to remain stinky and dirty, so he put on his dirty underwear and go to the store where everyone that smelled him said..................
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« Reply #176 on: April 19, 2010, 01:11:36 pm »
Is that a new fragrance?? It turns out his stench was one that all the women really loved. He thought he could market it somehow. So he.....
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« Reply #177 on: April 19, 2010, 03:03:16 pm »
decided to not bathe for 1 year but as time went by he thought about Vanna White and how she turned the letters on Wheel of Fortune but he knew that a woman of that caliber would think he was....................
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« Reply #178 on: April 20, 2010, 04:41:54 pm »
disgusting with all that body hair. So he waxed his whole body and got a haircut. He wasn't sure if Vanna White would like him, but he decided to try to see her anyway. He went to the show and...
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« Reply #179 on: April 20, 2010, 07:37:06 pm »
tried to get in but security stopped him at the door and he started crying right there at the door and all he could think of was......................
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